Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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