Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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