I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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