The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
