I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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