Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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