Do vagina's smell?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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