Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Floor bacon is actually really good
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