oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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