in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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