My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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