It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You took a bar mat shot.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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