I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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