DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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