It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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