If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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