Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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