Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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