I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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