that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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