I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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