Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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