you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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