How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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