Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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