Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
