You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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