He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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