Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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