I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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