I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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