I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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