She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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