Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
