I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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