they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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