To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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