so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How external is "for external use only"?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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