It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will pee on everything he values.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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