And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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