Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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