why didn't you poke me back
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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