Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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