Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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