I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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