you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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