Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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