He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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