OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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