sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
there is glitter all over my balls
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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