just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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